《The Meaning of Liff 》作者：- Douglas Adams & John Lloyd【EPUB】

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The Meaning of Liff by Douglas AdamsAASLEAGH n.A liqueur made only for drinking at the end of a revoltingly long bottle party when al the drinkable drink has been drunk.ABERBEEG vb.Of amateur actors to adopt a Mexican accent when caled upon to play any variety of foreigner except Pakistanis - from whom a Welshaccent is considered sufficient.ABERCRAVE vb.To strongly desire to swing from the pole on the rear footplate of a bus.ABERYSTWYTH n.A nostalgic yearning which is in itself more pleasant than the thing being yearned for.ABILENE adj.Descriptive of the pleasing coolness on the reverse side of the pilow.ABINGER n.One who washes up everything except the frying pan the cheese grater and the saucepan which the chocolate sauce has been made in.ABOYNE vb.To beat an expert at a game of skil by playing so appalingly that none of his clever tactics or strategies are of any use to him.ACLE n.The rouge pin which shirtmakers conceal in the most improbable fold of a new shirt. Its function is to stab you when you don the garment.ADLESTROP n.That part of a suitcase which is designed to get snarled up on conveyor belts at airports. Some of the more modern adlestrop designs havea special quick release feature which enables the case to flip open at this point and fling your underclothes into the conveyor belts gearingmechanism.ADRIGOLE n.The centrepiece of a merry-go-round on which the man with the tickets stands unnervingly stil.AFFCOT n.The sort of fart you hope people wil talk after.AFFPUDDLE n.A puddle which is hidden under a pivoted paving stone. You only know its there when you step on the paving